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🏡 PRICE DROP! Now Under a Million -- $999,900 4,806 sq ft | Fully Furnished We did the math, panicked slightly, and dropped it under $1M -- that's over $33,000 you get to keep for popcorn, property taxes, or a truly unreasonable number of throw pillows. 🍿 📅 Two Ways to Tour -- Choose Your Own Adventure 🖥️ Virtual Open House -- 7/18: You, your couch, and zero pants. We do the walking, you do the judging. 🚪 In-Person Open House -- Saturday, July 25 | 10 AM - 2 PM: Come kick the tires. Bring your popcorn and your poker face. Welcome Home A fully furnished, 4,806 sq ft brick estate tucked into Greeneville's prestigious River Plantation, with Appalachian mountain views photobombing From the back patio! Step inside and the space just keeps unfolding -- like one of those clown cars, but classy: Living room built around an electric fireplace that begs for a good book and a bad decision (second glass of wine, we mean) Eat-in kitchen ready for your personal touch and your questionable sourdough phase Owner's suite retreat with a private lounge + spa-style en-suite -- whirlpool tub and walk-in shower. Dedicated office plus a flexible family room that moonlights as a second office, for when working one job isn't punishing enough Basement bonus room with its own full en-suite -- ideal for guests, in-laws, or a teenager you'd like to see less of 🎬 And Then There's the Theatre Room Bose surround sound, a projector, a big screen, and a built-in bar. This is where your friends will suddenly, mysteriously, remember how much they adore you. 🌅 Outside = A Resort That Forgot to Charge Admission Fenced saltwater in-ground pool + outdoor shower (chlorine is for amateurs) Covered back porch engineered specifically for mountain sunsets and doing absolutely nothing. Three garage bays -- two up top, plus a basement bay with a full workshop for the cars, the hobbies, and the projects you swear you'll finish Recent updates: a brand-new 2025 roof (the boring stuff that saves you money), plus a newer water heater, dehumidifier, and pool house glow-up. 📍 The Location You'll Brag About at Dinner Parties Greeneville is Tennessee's second-oldest town -- walkable historic downtown, boutiques, farm-to-table restaurants, the Capitol Theatre, and the Niswonger Performing Arts Center, where Broadway and big-name concerts roll through so you don't have to. The Andrew Johnson National Historic Site is basically your backyard; Margarette Falls, the Nolichucky River, and Buffalo Trail orchards are a short drive off. You're about an hour from Asheville, the Great Smoky Mountains, and the Tri-Cities -- and no Tennessee state income tax is waiting for you at home. That's not a typo. Go ahead, read it again. 🛋️ The Best Part? It Comes Furnished. Show up with a toothbrush and your good intentions -- the couch stays, the dream stays. Prefer a blank canvas? Say the word and we'll have it all cleared out by closing. You get the house either way; the furniture's just here to make a good first impression. Schedule your showing before someone else moves into your house. Some photos have been modified with AI to remove furniture, etc. Buyer/buyer's agent to verify all information.
